Funny Lines....

Waddya waiting for? Post em

• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  
• All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
  
• Always tell the truth, even when you lie
  
• A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
  
• Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
  
• 2 Cool, but hey, I ain't no fool!
  
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
  
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
  
• Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  
• Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
  
• Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
  
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
  
• I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
  
• Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
  
• The higher you are, the farther you fall
  
• Dont steal, the government hates competition
  
• Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
  
• Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
  
• I'm Cool, I ain't no fool, Instead of going to school, I chill out in my swimming pool!
  
• I fear no man, I've got a gun.

heres my favourite...:
Do not disturb!! Granny at the PC, she's verifying hers e-mails.

haha roflol
i got nothing at the time but ill go search for somthin cuz this is pure comedy

funny ones!

OMG! the government hates competition
more soap!!! :fun: :woot2:
good ones! :agree:

Ok check this :
2 rich dudes with cool cars crash one to eachother!
Then one says:
-Oh this is a miracle!We are alive!
-Yeah for real!says the second one
-Hey! Let's drink for this. I have some wine in my truck. At least that was not damaged. ... Take here.. you first.
The second one drinks over half of the bottle and asks:

-U are not drinking?
-No way! I am waiting Police

if its traduced from romanian than be sure that it has some humor wich is left..
i got the idea tho

George, I found it really funny in his English translation as well
really good one I didn't know of it and it was displayed quite well
but I don't think this is a topic for jokes
funny lines is something like
"smile for today because tomorrow's gonna get worse"
just think of something you'd use in your status on messenger and which would make you look cool/funny having it
hollaz

Ok... sorry then...
@KG: Did I translated wrong? :huh:
@Alexe:I scream Icecream!

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out....

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